Fundamental

Studied every single subject I thought would come up on my school test paper. Question one was about the Spanish Inquisition.
Wasn't expecting that.

Correction Needed

I bought a gallon of Wite-Out the other day.
Big mistake.

Meet the Family

I'm introducing my girlfriend to my parents for the first time tonight.
I told my girlfriend my parents were partially deaf, so she has to speak loud and slow. I told my parents my girlfriend is retarded.
This should be an interesting night.