An Insurance Company

Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident:
Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
A: I could have traveled by bus.
 
A man collided with a cow and completed the requested form as follows:
Q: What warning did you give the other party before the collision?
A: Horn
Q: What warning was given by the other party?
A: Moo

Special Olympics

Q: What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Having arms and legs.

Yo Mama - IHOP

Yo momma so stupid she thought IHOP was a pogo stick made by Apple!