Funny Thoughts

Dealer Shoes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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Fish

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
A: Because they travel in schools.

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Women vs. Dogs

Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?
A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

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