Funny Thoughts

Indians In America

Q: Why were the Indians here first in America?
A: They had Reservations.

Anonymous

Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

  • Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
  • Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.
  • Expert Users - People who press the keys that break other people's computers

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Anonymous

Jokeless

I can't stand honors college kids. I just asked this girl, 'Hey, why aren't koalas considered bears?' She hits me with, 'They're marsupials.' Shut up nerd, the answer to the joke is, 'They don't have the koalafication's.'

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