Toung Twister

Say this very, very fast:
"I won a math debate"

English Exam

I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam.
2B or not 2B - that is the question.

You Know You're In A Small Town

You know you're in a small town

• When you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.
• If you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year.
• If you speak to each dog you pass, by name and he wags his tail at you
• If you dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
• When the biggest business in town sells farm machinery.
• If you write a check on the wrong bank and it covers you anyway.
• If you missed church on Sunday and the preacher sends you a get-well card!