Funny Thoughts

Tall Tails

I like to date intelligent girls who are taller than me.
It keeps me on my toes.

Submitted BY: wthreye

Penny Jumped

Q: Why did the penny jump off the building and the dime didn't?
A: Because it had more cents!

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Bad Doctor

A man was recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. The man replies, "I'm alright, but I didn't like the four letter word the doctor used in surgery." The nurse asked, "What did he say?" "OOPS!"

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