Forget Me Not

President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him. Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?" The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."

Lost and Found

Buried my grandmother in the wrong plot.
That was a grave mistake.

Jalepenos

Life is like a jar of jalepenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.