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Paying Attention
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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Condoms and Coffins
Q: What's the difference between condoms and coffins?
A: They both hold something stiff but one's coming and one's going!
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Honest Lawyer
Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An oxymoron.
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