Funny Thoughts

Thermometers

Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
A: The taste!

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Impression

I was standing in the park wondering why Frisbees got bigger as they got closer.  Then it hit me.

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Confused

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

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