Mime Unrest

My uncle was thrown out of a mime show for having a seizure – they thought he was heckling.

Need to Stop Meeting Like This

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a bar is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.

Fatty McVirgin

Q: What's the difference between a fat woman and a virgin?
A: A fat woman's trying to diet, and the virgin's dying to try it!