Funny Thoughts

Holiday Nuts

Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Dead Monkey

Q: Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: 'Cause he was dead!

Anonymous

Vampire's Favorite Animal

Q: What's a vampire's favorite animal?
A: A giraffe!

Anonymous
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