Mime Unrest

My uncle was thrown out of a mime show for having a seizure – they thought he was heckling.

Good Advice

I asked the Chinese chairman of Bic if he had any advice on how to make my fortune.
He told me "Biro, sell high"

Need to Stop Meeting Like This

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a bar is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.