Funny Thoughts

Dead Monkey

Q: Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: 'Cause he was dead!

Anonymous

Vampire's Favorite Animal

Q: What's a vampire's favorite animal?
A: A giraffe!

Anonymous

Good Advice

I asked the Chinese chairman of Bic if he had any advice on how to make my fortune.
He told me "Biro, sell high"

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