Vampire Races

Q: What happened at the vampires race?
A: It finished neck and neck!

Anheuser Busch

Helga hangs the wash out to dry, then goes downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, iss hot," she says as the sun beats down on her. She passes by a tavern and says, "Vy nought?" So she sits at the bar. "Bartender," she says. "I vill have unt cold beer, please." The bartender asks, "Anheuser Busch?" "Vell, fine, tanks," she says, "Just ah leetle svetty."

Difference Between Man And Superman

Q: What is difference between man and Superman?
A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.