Funny Thoughts

Pickled Deer

Q: What do you get when you cross a pickle and a female deer?
A: A dildo

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Lemon

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lemon!
Lemon who?
Lemon me give you a kiss!

Anonymous

KP Gingers

Q: Did you hear about Kim Jong Un's order to execute all red haired citizens in North Korea's capital city?
A: Seoul will have no gingers.

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