Funny Thoughts

Witch Cuisine

Q: Why do some witches eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook!

Anonymous

Victorian Ladies

Q: How many Victorian ladies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred. One to replace the bulb and ninety-nine to contract consumption and die beautiful, poetic deaths.

Anonymous

Say Anything

Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house and of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

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