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Nudist Midget
Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony?
A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
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Q: What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?
A: Can't touch this!
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Counter Productive Pickup Lines
- If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
- How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
- My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
- If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
- How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
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