Funny Thoughts

Psychiatric Service Dog

I travel with a service dog.
When people ask what my dogs service is, I say, "She keeps me from killing people who ask too many questions!"

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Submitted BY: Ron Clayman

Congressmen And Light Bulbs

Q: How many Congressmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They're too busy screwing pages.

Anonymous

Pervert Shopping

Q: Why did the pervert go to Victoria's Secret?
A: The panties were half off.

Anonymous
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