Funny Thoughts

Normal Traffic Stop

Sunday, December 13, 1992 After police pulled over Kevin Temple, 35, in a routine traffic stop in Bronson, Fla., a police dog sniffing the trunk became agitated. In the trunk and back seat, officers found the following live animals: 48 rattlesnakes, a Gila monster, 45 non-poisonous snakes, 67 scorpions, several tarantulas and small lizards, and a parrot. Temple said they were just pets.

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Play it Again

Irony is cutting your finger at Bob Geldof's house, and he doesn't have a band aid.

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Lock Out

Standing at my door singing in A minor, but the I can't get in.
Must have the wrong key
 

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