Amusing Marmosets

Q: How many marmosets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 3. That's it, just 3. Go ahead, get 3 marmosets and try to prove me wrong.

Getting Rid of Blondes

Q: How do you get rid of blondes?
A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad.

Trash Talk

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A SMILE....

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid
of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!