Funny Thoughts

Joining The Colony

Q: Did you hear about the man who joined a nudist colony
A: The first day was his hardest.

Anonymous

Tattoo Idea

Q: Why is it a good idea to tattoo a $100 bill on your penis?
A: Have you ever known a women that wouldn't blow a hundred dollars?

Anonymous

Hop On Pop

Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?" "I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny." "That's not going to work." "Why not?" "Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."

Anonymous
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