Food Jokes

Yo Mama - Fast Food

Yo' Mama is like a fast food: full of fat and only a buck.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Food Jokes
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Football Playing Vampires

Q: What do vampire footballers have at half times?
A: Blood oranges!

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Good News and Bad News

The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiously awaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom. "Kid's... there's good news and bad news." "The bad news is your mother's strength and will to live has been sucked away by her awful disease and she died a few moments ago." "The good news is.... It's steak and chips for dinner!"

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