Food Jokes

Eat Your Corn Flakes

Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?
Shut up and eat your corn flakes.

Anonymous

Man and Refrigerator Difference

Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A: When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.

Anonymous

Minute Rice

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

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