Food Password

Q: Why can't you use "beefstew" as a password for the food network?
A: It's not stroganoff.

Family Breakfast

Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking. "What do you want for breakfast?" asked the mother. "Shit, I want some fucking pancakes," said the first brother. The mother slapped him across the face. "We don''t talk like that in this house. Now, how about you, son? I hope you've learned a lesson from your brother. What do you want for breakfast?" "I''ve sure learned my lesson! You can bet your ass I don't want any fucking pancakes!"

Chinese Barbecue

Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
A: Because the rice falls through the grill