Gardening Women

Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot- long carrot. She says, "This one reminds me of my husband." The second woman says, "Your husband's is that long?" "No - that dirty."

Irishman Eating Italian

Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?
A: Gaelic breath.

Grapes And Sushi

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?