Food Jokes

Make It Stand

Q: How do you make a hot dog stand?
A: Steal it's chair.

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Feel Like a Nut

Q: What's six inches long and has nuts?
A: An Almond Joy

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Vampire Fruit

Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine!

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