Food Jokes

Impressive Jobs

When I'm trying to impress a girl, I tell her I work in the oil business for one of the world's biggest companies.
Sounds better than "I make the fries at McDonalds"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Make It Stand

Q: How do you make a hot dog stand?
A: Steal it's chair.

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Feel Like a Nut

Q: What's six inches long and has nuts?
A: An Almond Joy

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Submitted BY: bufson7
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