Food Jokes

Married Men Gain Weight

Q: Why do married men gain weight and bachelors don’t?
A: The bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.

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Balanced Diet

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Anonymous

Fast Liquid

Q: What is the fastest liquid?
A: Milk, because it pasteurized before you see it.

Anonymous
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