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Chili Applebee
Q: Do you know why I don't eat at Chili's or Applebee's?
A: Because I'm old enough to microwave my own food.
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Submitted BY: rsashe1980
Impressive Jobs
When I'm trying to impress a girl, I tell her I work in the oil business for one of the world's biggest companies.
Sounds better than "I make the fries at McDonalds"
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Make It Stand
Q: How do you make a hot dog stand?
A: Steal it's chair.
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Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
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