Food Jokes

Grapes

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.

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Starving

Q: How do you starve a black person?
A: Put their SNAP card under their work-boots!

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Sweet Fish

Q: What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
A: Jellyfish!

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