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Redneck Groceries
If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck.
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Eggs in an Intersection
Two eggs walk into an intersection. The first egg says to the other, "Eggscuse me!"
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Melon Love
Q: Which melon will never run away to get married?
A: Cantaloupe
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