Ordering Fries

I walked into McDonald's and asked for fries. The woman at the counter said, "Would you like fries with that?"
 

Redneck Groceries

If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck.

Eggs in an Intersection

Two eggs walk into an intersection.  The first egg says to the other, "Eggscuse me!"