Food Jokes

Two Sausages in a Pan

Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says, "Gosh it's hot in here."
The other sausage says, "OH MY GOSH,  IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

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Men's Gourmet Restaurant

Q: What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
A: Any place without a drive-up window.

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Date Night

I had a date tonight. It was pretty sweet.
Next, I’m going to try a fig.

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