Where's the Beef

Q: What does a cannibal have in his freezer?
A: A pound of ground chuck.

Buns and Puns!

One Monday morning, Grover picked up the kids along a new bus route. At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl. Grover asked, "What's your name?" "Patty" she replied. She had a seat in the back of the bus. On the next stop there was a handicapped boy named Ross. All the kids called him "Special Ross." Then a young man named Lester Cheese loaded onto the bus, sat down, took off his shoes and began picking at his bunions. Finally the last stop came up, and another chubby little girl got on. Grover had never met her, so he asked her what her name was. It was also Patty. On the way to school, Grover looked in his mirror and began to laugh, He was thinking..."Dang, I have two obese Patty's, Special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunions, on a Sesame Street bus!"

Cheese Truck

Q: Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed?
A: The street was littered with de brie.