Food Jokes

Matzo Ball & LSD

Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
A: A trip to Israel.

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Lightly Battered

Q: Did you hear about Tempura House?
A: It's a shelter for lightly battered women.

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Breakfast In Bed

Q: Why do drunks throw up in the sewer?
A: So homeless people can have breakfast.

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