Food Jokes

Knock Knock - Sofia

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sofia!
Sofia who?
Sofia me, I'm hungry!

Anonymous

Toad Sweets

Q: What's a toads favorite sweet?
A: Lollihops!

Anonymous

Turtle Soup Order

A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"

Categories: Animal Jokes , Food Jokes
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