Food Jokes

Hamburger

Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!
Shut up or I'll grind your other hand.

Anonymous

Dracula's Soup

Q: What's Dracula's favorite soup?
A: Scream of tomato!

Anonymous

Lotta Soup

Q: What is it when you have 2000 pounds of Chinese soup?
A: Won ton.

Anonymous
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