Food Jokes

Happy Egg

Q: How do you make an egg laugh?
A: Tell it a yolk.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Balanced Meal

Yo' Mama is so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a cheeseburger in each hand.

Anonymous

Tough Chicks

Q: Where do the tough chickens come from?
A: Hard boiled eggs.

Anonymous
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