Table Manners

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?" Bill replied with "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?" Tom said "The smaller piece, of course." Bill shot back "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

Starbucks Coffee

When I went to Starbucks for coffee they lied. It wasn't Starbucks, it was four bucks!

Spice Girls in Toaster

Q: What do you get when you put Spice Girls in the toaster?
A: Pop Tarts.