Cannibal Looking Peeky

Q: Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
A: Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

Vibrator Or Soybeans?

Q: What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?
A: They are both meat substitutes!!!!

Table Manners

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?" Bill replied with "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?" Tom said "The smaller piece, of course." Bill shot back "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"