Food Jokes

California

Q: How is California like a granola bar?
A: They both contain fruits, nuts and flakes.

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Married Men Gain Weight

Q: Why do married men gain weight and bachelors don’t?
A: The bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.

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You Might Be A Redneck If - Meat

You might be a redneck if you think canned meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.

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