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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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Fast Liquid
Q: What is the fastest liquid?
A: Milk, because it pasteurized before you see it.
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Presto
Q: What's the easiest way to end famine?
A: Send every family a magician's hat and they can eat as many rabbits as they like.
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