Food Jokes

Feel Like a Nut

Q: What's six inches long and has nuts?
A: An Almond Joy

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Vampire Fruit

Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine!

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Birds And Bees?

Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mommy," she said, "I'd like you to answer one question." "Very good," replied her mother, "I was wondering when you would become curious about birds, flowers and bees." "It's not that," said the girl. "I know all about screwing. What I would like to know is how to make lasagna."

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