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Married Men Gain Weight
Q: Why do married men gain weight and bachelors don’t?
A: The bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
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You Might Be A Redneck If - Meat
You might be a redneck if you think canned meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.
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Balanced Diet
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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