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Turkey Shoping
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Grapes
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
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Starving
Q: How do you starve a black person?
A: Put their SNAP card under their work-boots!
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