Food Jokes

Holy Cabbage

Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?
A: Lettuce pray!

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Intel Inside

Q: What do computers snack on when they're hungry?
A: Chips!

Anonymous

Turkey Shoping

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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