Food Jokes

Yo Mama - Balanced Meal

Yo' Mama is so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a cheeseburger in each hand.

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Tough Chicks

Q: Where do the tough chickens come from?
A: Hard boiled eggs.

Anonymous

Snow Dogs

Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!

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