Food Jokes

Good Cook

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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Pig With No Clothes

Q: What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
A: Streaky bacon!

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Bed Toast

Q: What does a slice of toast wear to bed?
A: Jammies

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