Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

Name Game

Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?
Because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter.
Cool idea! Thanks, Dad!
You're welcome, Alan

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Submitted BY: MEG

Proud Father

Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends about his sons: "I'ma so prouda my oldest son. He maka fifty thousand dollar evra year. Hesa Engineer!" "I even more prouda ma second son. He maka five hundred thousand dollar a year. Hesa Doctor!" "But, I'ma da proudest a ma youngest son. He maka Five million dollar a year. Hesa Sports Mechanic!" Paolo, his friend asks: "What's a Sports Mechanic?" Lorenzo replies: "Wella, he can fixa everytin. He fixa da horseraces, he fixa da boxin matcha..."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sports Jokes
Anonymous

Love, Love, Love

One of the most painful things in the world is when you say "I love you" and it isn't reciprocated
Especially when you've just said it to your parents

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Cheap Insult Jokes)
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