Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

Proud Father

Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends about his sons: "I'ma so prouda my oldest son. He maka fifty thousand dollar evra year. Hesa Engineer!" "I even more prouda ma second son. He maka five hundred thousand dollar a year. Hesa Doctor!" "But, I'ma da proudest a ma youngest son. He maka Five million dollar a year. Hesa Sports Mechanic!" Paolo, his friend asks: "What's a Sports Mechanic?" Lorenzo replies: "Wella, he can fixa everytin. He fixa da horseraces, he fixa da boxin matcha..."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sports Jokes
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Love, Love, Love

One of the most painful things in the world is when you say "I love you" and it isn't reciprocated
Especially when you've just said it to your parents

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Cheap Insult Jokes)
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Joined a Nudist Camp

A guy joined a nudist camp and when he told his mom she didn't believe him. So he sent her a picture of his top half. A week later his grandma wanted a picture but he accidentally sent the bottom half. Knowing she had bad eyesight, he didn't think much of it. A week later his grandma wrote a letter saying, that she didn't like his haircut, because it made his nose look too big.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Appearance Jokes
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