Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

Anatomy Lesson

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

Anonymous

Mother's Day 2017

Today isn't just Mother's day
It's son-day as well

Anonymous

Job Interview

"Name?"
"JJoon Sttutuartt"
"Again please"
"JJoon Sttutuartt"
"Sir, are you a stutterer?"
"No, my father stuttered, and the civil servant was an asshole"

Anonymous
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