Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Frankfurter

Q: What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?
A: Ketch-up!

Anonymous

Making Fishsticks

A kid walks by his parents having sex asks what's going on and his mother tells him, "We are making fishsticks." The next day the kid says, "Mom were you making fishsticks again?" And she says "Why, yes, how did you know, honey?" And the kid replies, "Well, you have a little tarter sauce on your mouth."

Anonymous

The Werewolf

" Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now comb your face."

Anonymous
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