Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Meaning of Minimum

Q: What does "Minimum" mean?
Q: A very small mother!

Anonymous

Vegetarian Now

I'm a vegetarian. We worshipped animals when we were growing up 'cause my mother was a cow. I'm kidding -- my father loves that joke.

Anonymous

Female Vampires

Q: What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
A: "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

Anonymous
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