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Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes
Mother Knows Best
My mother used to say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman.
Useless surgeon.
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Thumb Sucking
A mom, dad and their two sons watch TV. The dad gives the mom a look, and they head upstairs. The two little boys wonder what they are doing and go upstairs to take a peek. "Well," says the older boy, "remember this when mom gets on your case for sucking your thumb."
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First Hand Testing
During a recent study, it was found that the average male penis measures five and a half inches.
That study was conducted by your mom.
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