Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

A Day In The Life of Two Trees

Tree 1: "Hey look, Mother Nature's coming!"
Tree 2: "Look busy."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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You Look Familier

Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Hello mommy!

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Dogs And Cats

A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom. "What's a bitch and a pussy?" "Well," Mom says, "a bitch is a female dog and a pussy is a cat." The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't sound right since the other kids were calling each other that. So he goes to Dad. "What's a bitch and a pussy?" Dad pulls out his Playboy and opens it to the centerfold. He draws a circle around the woman's pussy. "Now that's a pussy, son! And everything else is the bitch!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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