Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

First Hand Testing

During a recent study, it was found that the average male penis measures five and a half inches.
That study was conducted by your mom.

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When to Wean

Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A: When you see teeth marks.

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On Inheritance

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

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