Jokes about Families - Man Criticizes Woman

He Gives It All

The man says: "With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow."

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Fox Into Pig

Q: How do you turn a fox into a pig?
A: You marry her.

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Half-Bird

Getting fed up of my girlfriend's speech impediment. She asked me to thaw the chicken that was in the freezer, then got pissed off when I cut it in half.

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