Jokes about Families - Grandmother Jokes

Life After Death

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes
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Can You Hear Me Now?

Q: What do you call it when you have your Grandma on speed dial?
A: Instagram

Categories: Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Hearing Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Grandma's Pills

An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you're 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?"  The woman replied, "They help me sleep better." The doctor considered this for a second, and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice, and I sleep better at night."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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